You know, the guy* who follows a “sirens on” ambulance or police car just to be able to get through traffic faster. They’re right on the emergency workers’ tail as if to say, “Coming through, I’m with them, I’m with them. Important business, here.”
Dude, you’re driving a beige Maxima. You’re not with them. They are rushing to save a life. You are going to play softball.
Also, don’t tell any jokes where the punchline involves “the African clicking language.” If you do either of these things, you deserve what you get.